how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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