Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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