You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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