sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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