Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
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Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize