I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
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I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
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If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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