He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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