I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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