Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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