i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
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i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
about cumming, not toast
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Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce