Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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