Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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