Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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