just come out here and I will go home with you...
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
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If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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