escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
