Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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