how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
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