she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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