i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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