Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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