were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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