Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
When are your genitals available?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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