Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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