Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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