my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I look better un-naked...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Randomize
