i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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