Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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