Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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