I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
