I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
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two words...techno handjob
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
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Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I have aggressive nipples.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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