I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
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I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
he high fived his dick after we had sex
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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