I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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