...so i touched it.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
