My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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