you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
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