The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I love you.
Bad choice
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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