Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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