is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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