i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
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I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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