I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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