erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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