First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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