I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
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He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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