That's intense
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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