Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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