your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
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I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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