But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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