i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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