I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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