It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
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I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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