Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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