I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Randomize
