I wannas sexs uuuuu
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
