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HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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