sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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