You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
We are two peas in an std pod
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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