Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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