It's Friday. Sex?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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